You found part of my 2025 costume, which is a secret!
🧬 BROKEN ALGORITHM HOODIE – Human.exe Loading… Please Wait
Your system may be operational… but barely.
Introducing the “Human.exe 99% Loaded” Glitch Hoodie — the world’s first wearable system error. Designed for digital natives, AI skeptics, late-night coders, and people currently buffering in real life.
🔹 Front: Human.exe — 99% Loaded. Please Wait…
Because emotionally and spiritually, we’re all still booting.
🔹 Back: ERROR 404 – Costume Not Found
Massive glitch-art explosion across the full back panel with pixel tears, RGB distortions, and corrupted system overlays. It’s not just a graphic — it’s a software crash you can wear.
🔹 Left Sleeve: Password Reset Required
A subtle reminder that nobody remembers their original password to life.
🔹 Right Side Feature: AI Detected. Are You Human?
Includes a custom CAPTCHA-style checkbox — but only the brave tick it.
🔍 Hidden Easter Eggs Included
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Scattered QR codes across the hoodie reveal exclusive glitch art, animations, or secret pages — including JayMontgomery.com.
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Every scan = a new reality.
🖤 Available in
Black / Dark Gray / Navy Blue / Coffee Brown
(Because even computer errors deserve to look premium)
🔥 Wear it to a Halloween party or a board meeting. Either way, people will try to reboot you.
Care instructions
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
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