Your legs have officially crashed.
These 100% thick cotton, wide-leg sweatpants aren’t just cozy — they’re digitally unstable. Designed to match the Human.exe Glitch Hoodie, this is streetwear for those who operate on low battery and high irony.
Vibrant RGB distortion art runs down both legs — like your Wi-Fi dropped mid-load and your outfit never recovered.
Scan to buy the very pants you’re wearing or dive straight into Jay Montgomery’s digital portfolio.
Because if you’re going to kneel, it might as well be for e-commerce & art appreciation.
Made from 100% heavyweight cotton, these are perfect for coding, lounging, rebooting, or deflecting unsolicited opinions.
Pair with the Broken Algorithm Hoodie for a full 404 Error Ensemble — ideal for:
Halloween costumes that aren’t costumes
Creative professionals who identify as ‘Corrupted Files’
Introverts who wish to display “System Busy. Try Again Later.”
Available in: Flecked Grey, Ivory, Burgundy and Black
🔁 Reset your outfit. Reboot your vibes. Upgrade your comfort.
Your legs have officially crashed.
These 100% thick cotton, wide-leg sweatpants aren’t just cozy — they’re digitally unstable. Designed to match the Human.exe Glitch Hoodie, this is streetwear for those who operate on low battery and high irony.
Vibrant RGB distortion art runs down both legs — like your Wi-Fi dropped mid-load and your outfit never recovered.
Scan to buy the very pants you’re wearing or dive straight into Jay Montgomery’s digital portfolio.
Because if you’re going to kneel, it might as well be for e-commerce & art appreciation.
Made from 100% heavyweight cotton, these are perfect for coding, lounging, rebooting, or deflecting unsolicited opinions.
Pair with the Broken Algorithm Hoodie for a full 404 Error Ensemble — ideal for:
Halloween costumes that aren’t costumes
Creative professionals who identify as ‘Corrupted Files’
Introverts who wish to display “System Busy. Try Again Later.”
Available in: Flecked Grey, Ivory, Burgundy and Black
🔁 Reset your outfit. Reboot your vibes. Upgrade your comfort.
