‍Your system may be operational… but barely.
Introducing the “Human.exe 99% Loaded” Glitch T-SHIRT — the world’s first wearable system error. Designed for digital natives, AI skeptics, late-night coders, and people currently buffering in real life.
Because emotionally and spiritually, we’re all still booting.
Massive glitch-art explosion across the full back panel with pixel tears, RGB distortions, and corrupted system overlays. It’s not just a graphic — it’s a software crash you can wear.
This boxy t-shirt is the perfect addition to your casual wardrobe. Made from 40s high-quality yarn typically used by luxury brands, the fabric is soft and smooth against the skin, offering a great tactile experience. The weight and texture are just right, providing substance without feeling heavy. The relaxed cut allows for easy movement while delivering a streetwear vibe.
Crew neck
Drop shoulders
Oversized fit
‍Fabric
100% combed cotton
40 count plain weave
Pre-shrunk
Fabric weight: 235g/m²
Side-seamed construction
Double-stitched ribbed collar
Coverstitch cuffs and hem
Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Wash with like-colored garments. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
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‍Your system may be operational… but barely.
Introducing the “Human.exe 99% Loaded” Glitch T-SHIRT — the world’s first wearable system error. Designed for digital natives, AI skeptics, late-night coders, and people currently buffering in real life.
Because emotionally and spiritually, we’re all still booting.
Massive glitch-art explosion across the full back panel with pixel tears, RGB distortions, and corrupted system overlays. It’s not just a graphic — it’s a software crash you can wear.
This boxy t-shirt is the perfect addition to your casual wardrobe. Made from 40s high-quality yarn typically used by luxury brands, the fabric is soft and smooth against the skin, offering a great tactile experience. The weight and texture are just right, providing substance without feeling heavy. The relaxed cut allows for easy movement while delivering a streetwear vibe.
Crew neck
Drop shoulders
Oversized fit
‍Fabric
100% combed cotton
40 count plain weave
Pre-shrunk
Fabric weight: 235g/m²
Side-seamed construction
Double-stitched ribbed collar
Coverstitch cuffs and hem
Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Wash with like-colored garments. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
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